RICHARD KAPLAN PLAYWRIGHT
A cycle of four one-act plays
One night.
Four plays.
A chain of
queer lives.
I.  Please Feed the Cat II.  I Love Your Dad III.  Hanging Out with Buddy Zimmerman IV.  Heterofuckingsexuals

Heterofuckingsexuals and Other Queer Love Stories

A sharp, comic exploration of sex, love, race and masculinity.

2–3 actors per play · Approx. 95 minutes · Comedy / Dark Comedy / Drama

Synopsis

Over the course of one extraordinary night and the following morning, the plays follow a chain of queer lives as they intersect in unexpected and often hilarious ways.

A confession between housemates, an accidental discovery on a dating app, a late-night cruising encounter and an argument about public nudity become funny and surprising explorations of intimacy, prejudice, family, friendship and belonging. As the stories unfold, each play expands the world of the last, revealing unexpected connections between seemingly unrelated lives.

Blending outrageous comedy with moments of genuine tenderness, the plays explore sex, love, race, masculinity and the pressures of navigating a predominantly heterosexual world.

The Four Plays

Part One

Please Feed the Cat

Justin is trying to borrow his housemate and friend Brad's car for an important date. What begins as an innocent conversation spirals into an increasingly absurd confession game about pornography and sexual fantasies. As the confessions become more outrageous, their exchange becomes an unexpectedly dangerous test of friendship.

A fast-paced comedy about vulnerability, desire and the truths that shape our relationships.

2 actors · Approx. 25 minutes
Part Two

I Love Your Dad

Luke has spent years believing his religious, conservative parents could never accept that he is gay. Then, after a drunken night out, an unexpected discovery on a gay dating app sends him into panic and changes his understanding of his father, his family, and himself.

I Love Your Dad is a tragicomedy about fear, identity, and the generosity of a father's love for his son.

2 actors · Approx. 20 minutes
Part Three

Hanging Out With Buddy Zimmerman

Two men meet while cruising in a city park expecting anonymous sex. Instead, a disagreement over racial attraction spirals into a funny, uncomfortable conversation about prejudice, desire and the politics of attraction. As dawn approaches, they discover their lives are connected in ways neither could have imagined.

A dark comedy exploring race, desire and the possibility of genuine connection.

2 actors · Approx. 30 minutes
Part Four

Heterofuckingsexuals

Dean's refusal to hide his queer identity clashes with his boyfriend Simon's desire for respectability after neighbours complain about his public nudity in their shared house. As the argument escalates, the couple are forced to confront the tensions between living openly and conforming to the expectations of a straight world.

A warm, anarchic comedy about queer visibility and the courage to live unapologetically.

3 actors + 1 voice · Approx. 25 minutes

Characters

PART ONE · PLEASE FEED THE CAT

Justin (mid-20s)

Intelligent, slightly nerdy and quietly romantic.

Brad (late-20s)

Energetic, confident and athletic. More emotionally vulnerable than he first appears.

PART TWO · I LOVE YOUR DAD

Luke (early-20s)

Charming, chaotic and impulsive, Luke hides his vulnerability behind humour, partying and wild distractions.

Paul (mid-20s)

Luke's boyfriend. Warm, grounded and emotionally intelligent, Paul balances Luke's chaos with patience and affection.

PART THREE · HANGING OUT WITH BUDDY ZIMMERMAN

Buddy (early-30s, Jewish)

Thoughtful, physically confident and full of contradictions.

Prem (late-20s, Indian)

Charismatic, witty and fearless. Intelligent and emotionally direct, he refuses to let prejudice go unchallenged.

PART FOUR · HETEROFUCKINGSEXUALS

Dean (early-20s)

Passionate, impulsive and unapologetically queer. Refuses to hide who he is.

Simon (mid-30s)

Responsible, caring and pragmatic - Dean's boyfriend who wants a peaceful life.

Nathan (mid-to-late-20s)

Simon's friend and housemate. Laid-back, observant and quietly funny.

Sal (voice only, Indian)

Compassionate, perceptive and loyal. Dean's closest friend and trusted confidante.

Play Details

GenreComedy, dark comedy, drama
Running TimeApproximately 95 minutes
Cast2–3 per play
Audience16+. Strong language and nudity in part four.

The cycle comprises four short plays. Three plays require two performers; the fourth requires three performers (plus one voice role). Productions may cast each play independently or explore doubling across the cycle where appropriate.

Each play expands the world of the last, revealing unexpected connections between seemingly unrelated lives.